Turbaconducken

We've all heard of Turducken.

Well, now there's Turbaconducken.

This is easily the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on the Internet. And I've seen a lot of disgusting things on the Internet.

Really. How could anybody eat this?

I admit that I'm a reluctant carnivore and I will only eat good meat, but this is--wow. I can't imagine eating this!

I can has... ostrich?!

The Mr. got me one of these at Smoothie King. I had the meat stick, not the Jerkee.

It was.... weird. I can't say it was gross, because it didn't taste bad or have a strange mouthfeel, although it could have done with more pepper. I just could not get over the fact that I was eating a freakin' ostrich!!

Yeah, I'm not much of a carnivore.

At least it was a filling lunch.

I swear, it was THIIIIIS big!

I really don't even know what to say about this, except... That's a chocolate fish. It is a fish made of solid milk chocolate. I'd say it's about seven inches long.

The guy in the picture brought a bunch of chocolates to work today, and among them was the fish.

He had the head unwrapped and mostly to his mouth when I thought to stop him so I could take a picture. He was kind enough to unwrap the whole thing and hold it up for the camera.

I think this may be the beginning of a quest for The Most Ridiculous Chocolate Ever.