Drink this wine. Seriously. Go to Trader Joe's and buy it and drink it with dinner.
I think I paid about $4 for it, so I half-expected it to taste like bum wine. Wrong! This is not a bum wine, friends, this is a bargain.
It's crisp, sweet, and a little bit fruity. It's got just a little bit of carbonation, but not as much as your average sparkling wine. I found that it was perfect chilled with some broccoli-cheddar strudel (thanks, Rachael Ray!) and spinach bread. It. Was. Delicious.
Now, go forth and booze some more.