It's in Chantilly!!
It'll probably come to the post office today! Then the post office will deliver it while The Mr. and I are at work, and we'll come home and find a note card that says O HAI WE BRINGED U A BOX BUT U WAZN'T HEAR! and then I'll pick it up in the morning before we go to visit families!!
Then I'll come home and set it up and make Hard Coffee (and, of course, post the recipe)!